Social Networking is the new "Hey Girl"

So I have a Facebook account and all, which is nice because I want to keep up with the friends I've made in college. Now, when I joined, it was catering to only college students at the time. Hallelujah! I didn't have to be harassed by "the best new artist you've never heard of in music" or the "we're in the same city, let's hook up" crowd of MySpace (no offense). 

But now, its too much. Facebook (aka MySpace 2.0) has become a bit of a monster and has opened its doors to all those people you would've hoped not have found you in the first place. And the young ones (like I'm not young. lol) really don't understand that there's a difference between using abbreviated text/IM slang and just not knowing english. 

I have a small close-knit circle of friends, but I certainly don't mind meeting new people. Folk come in and out of your life for a reason, so why not learn as much from people as possible right? Well, that philosophy has its kinks. Case in point...

When did it become okay to message a person as such; and I quote, "Hey how u hit me back"? A complete stranger, mind you. Like...sir...WHAT??!! 

Sir, please cancel your account, and grow some tact.